If Imran Awan is the man who finally forces justice to stop being paralyzed and take action, and takes down Debbie Wasserman Schultz and lifelong fugitive from justice Hillary Clinton, he will be my hero. I’m so serious. If they were arrested, the day they’re arrested will be a holiday worthy of glorious celebration. I’ll go get the largest margarita ever. I’ll even get a henna tattoo that says “My Hero is Imran Awan”. I won’t get a permanent tattoo, but I’ll get a henna tattoo. I’m so fucking sick of living in a land where laws don’t mean shit.